Larki apne tamam boy frends se sim conection k hisab Se
Jaz wala b/f:Hello darling
Larki:Or sunau
U.föne wala b/f:Kia tumhare dil me,me hun
Larki:tum hi to ho
Zong wala b/f:tumhe chand kahun phul kahun kya kahun
Larki:sub keh do
Telenor wala b/f:kya har larki bewafa hai
Larki:yahi he dhun sub ki...
Sardar ghar aya to dekha k BV nangi leti hui hai,
Paseena nikal raha hai or saans phoola hua hai..
Sardar ne Puchha: kia hua?
B.v: dil ghabra raha hai, Jaldi se doctor ko bulao..
Sardar doctor ko bulane bhaga to bachay ne darwazay pr rok kr bataya k chachu bed k neeche nangay chhupay hue hen..
Sardar wapas aya,
Bed k neeche se Bhai ko nikala or ghusse se kaha: BEGHERAT
Teri Bhabi ko heart attack aya hai
Or tu nanga ho k bachon ko dara raha hai..
1 cow to the other: Did you hear that there is Mad Cow disease going on.
2nd cow looks surprised:Holy cow,a talking cow!!!
1 sardar Kafi deir baad pind aaya
Pind di mitti
Soongh k bola
Hun te mitti di khushboo badl gai ae
Frnd: A mitti nai ae
Sukki tatti ae" :-D
GirL In A Party To A Man:Excues Me Sir
Kia Ap Mere FACE Se 1 Cheez Hata Sakte Hein?
Man Khush Hote Hue
Han Han Bolo Kia?
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GirL:Kuttay Apni Nazr Hata.
@>Husband:
Mujhe aj ofic me apne seenay k safaid bal dikhane pr old age pension mili.
=Wife:
Pant ki zip khol k wo b dekha dete to maazuri allowance B mil jata.
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