sabse himmat wala
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Dunia Me Sabse Himmat Wala Kon?
Ans: DHOBI
Kisi k Bhi Ghar Ja ke Keh Sakta Hai
Sahab, Madam Ko Bolo
Kapde Nikal K Rakhen
Main Abhi A kar Leta Hon.
pati say talaq
Lady 2 Wakeel: Mujhe mre pati se talaaq chahiye.
Wakeel: Magar woh to kabaddi ka Champion hai.
Lady: yehi to problem hai Kamina sirf hath laga kar bhag jata hai.
ghareeb
Ek Ameer ne Ghareeb se pucha SEX mehnat hai ya maza?
Ghareeb bola sahab ji Zaroor Maza he hoga,
Warna agar Mehnat hoti to aap log ye bhi humse he kerwaty.
english sentence
English teacher says: make a sentence using Neither-Nor?
Naughty boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither they are comfortable nor we.
cream milk shake party
Tomorrow there will be an ice cream and milk shake party.
Ladies giving milk please come early.
Thanks
sitting in the garden adult jokes
A Couple was sittng in tha Garden, Suddnly a Dog and Bitch came and start kissing.
Boy: Janu agar Tum Bura na Mano to Me bhi...
Girl: Ok ok Theek hay but Zara Smbhal kar kahin Kutta Tm ko kat na le.
oh ho read
1 Dehaati Red Dhoti aur White Banyaan main jaraha tha,
Kuch larkiyon ne dekha to kaha: Oh Oh Read & White
Dehaati ne Dhoti uthai aur bola: King Size Filter
india say order paka
Pakistani: Sir India se 16 inch k Condom ka order mila hai.
Ye humain impress kerne k liye hai,
Boss: No Problem! Order poora karo, aur in per likh do "Small Size" ;-)
Moti Larki
Ghalib ne moti larki ko dekh k farmaya:
Unka husn dekh k hum beshak khushi se phoolay hain,
Lekin hairaan bhi hain soch k inke koolhay hain ya clifton k jhoolay hain.
Sardar Pco Par free messages
Aik Sardar PCO shop per gaya,
Aur Operator ko 2 Zordaar thappar lagaye,
Guess why?
Bcoz
Shop par likha tha k number milanay se pehle 2 lagana mat bholen.
most romentic
Saturday, December 20, 2008
most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai,
paani ke bina tu tatti se libre chuttarh dho nahi sakti....
mere siva tu kisi aur ki ho nahi sakti!!!
foolish concepts
What Foolish Concepts
Society Has ?
If A Watch Goes Bad,
They Say BAND HAI.
And
If A Girl Goes Bad,
They Say CHALU HAI !!.
Tujhe
Friday, December 19, 2008
Shiyari Se Tujhe Koi Kam Nai,
Tu Qatal B Karde Tu Tujh Pe Elzam Nai
Kabhi Tu Ayega Tu Mere Ghar Dawat Khane
Palang Pe Lita K Na Choda Tu Mera Naam Nai,
meri dua
meri DUA hAi
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tUmhe. . .
MeEnAr-E-PAKISTAN jEsi LAmbi zindAgi milAy. . .
hEr bAndA 5 rUpEy dEy kAr. . .
tUmhAry OpEr chArhy....... ;->
Dunia
Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se1 ho jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai.?
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Kash
Us din
“main jaldi sojata“
shadi kay 7 din baad
Shadi k 7 din baad,
Saas Dulhun say: Kia tum nay meri di hue sari pehni?
Dulhun:- Wo mujhay 7 din se shalwar nhi pahnne de rahey!
Aap ko sari ki parri hay.,.,
A toliet
A Toilet is like a committee meeting. People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately drop the matter.
Read more...maan hoti
Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe
2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti...
Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga...
2 legs - adult sms
Friday, December 12, 2008
If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs
between ur 2 legs don't think u r a superman someone is F**king u
ah ah oh - adult sms
Ah ohh ah ohh
nahi nahi
uff ,
nahi
ah ah ah ah;
plz dont
nahi nahi nahi
aaaah aah aah aah
uff uff uff uff
bus
ah nahi oie
oie nahi
ah ah
ah
aby kioun cheekh raha ha mobile gand main lay lia ha kya..
bath room singer
Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho
Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon
Boy : to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamain ge
salwal jawab - double meaning adult sms
Wo mangti the mein deta na tha,
jawab us k sawaloo ka.
Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya,
hath se phool gulab ka.
Wo kehti thi bara maza ata hay
jab under jata hay,
kano mein ik ik lafz janab ka.
itna bara - Doubel Meaning Adult Sms
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
dekh kar - adult poetry
Tujhe dekhker aksar
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum moannis ho ya muzakker
wife - Hindi Adult sms
Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon.
what is women - adult double meaning sms
Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
"W"ant
"O"ne
"M"an for
"E"very
"N"ight
Lund dekha - Adult poetry
Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe
Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai
Doodh Wali - Adult messages
2 pagal ja rahy thay in kay samnay say 1 oorat ja rahii thi is
nay aonai bra main bicket rakay hooe thay
1 pagal:ya kia ker rahii hay?????
2 pagal: yar samja ker na doodh main bicket deboo ker kha rahii hay
girl to mother - funny adult sms
Girl to her mother: Mama , main kaise paida hui thi?
Mother Baita tumhein pari le kar ayi thi.
Girl: Acha to papa pari ko bhi choda kartay thay?
dhoti - adult sms
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Dhoti k 4 anmol faidey:
1.sardi ho to uper orh lo.
2.garmi ho to neechey bicha lo.
3.nokri krni ho to peechey se utha lo.
4.na krni ho to agey se utha lo.
laazt to ane janay - Hindi adult poetry
Izzat to ane jane wali chez hai FARAZ!!...
Bus gand pay kapra dale rakhna......;-)
chicken - Adult Poetry
Arz Kiya Hai..Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kaccha Na Ho...
Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kaccha Na Ho....
Aur Mohabbat Aise nibhao Ke Baccha Na Ho :-)
Public Service - Adult Funny Sms
Buzurgon ki kahi hui baat,
Aur
Tatton pe khai hui laat,
Hamesha yaad rehti hay,
"A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE"~
jin ki yaad main - adult poetry
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
jin ki yaad may hum deewanay hogaye faraz
woh kus marani kay hum say bayganay hogaye
shayd unhay talash hay naye lund ki
unn ki nazar may humaray tattay aur lund puranay hogaye.
tu scha hai apne man pe - hindi adult sms
Tu scha hai apne Mnn pe,
Tu izzatdar hai apne Fun pe,
Tu smart hai apne badan pe,
Tu Zaheen hai apne bharam pe,
leken Tu jo bhi hain..
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Charh Mere LUN pe.
maat utaarna - adult faraz sms
Kisi k samny shalwaar maat utaarna FARAZ
1 mint mai sab pathan ban jaate hain
Kisi k chodne se koi mar tu nhi jata
Haan mgr chalne k ANDAAZ badal jaate hain
man was smoking
Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka
board nahin dikhta?
Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom' ka board
hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?
more sms karosms
mera LG Kg - Funny Adult Messages
MERA LG KG
5INCH KA HAI.
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SIZE B NORMAL HAI.
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HAAT MEA B HARAAM SE HAJATAH HAI.
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.AKSAR LARKIYA ISE PASAND KERTIE HAI.
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shayed apko b pasand hajaya
mera lgkg 195 full time masti nonstop fun...
Read more...
5INCH KA HAI.
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SIZE B NORMAL HAI.
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HAAT MEA B HARAAM SE HAJATAH HAI.
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.AKSAR LARKIYA ISE PASAND KERTIE HAI.
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shayed apko b pasand hajaya
mera lgkg 195 full time masti nonstop fun...
1 aadmi - urdu adult sms
1 aadmi ne paper me Ad di
"ladka paida karne ka tarika batao"
RPLY aye
Bengali-Biwi ko Fish do
Himachali-Apple do
Gujrati-1 moka hame do
doctor after post mortem - Hindi Adult Sms
Hindi Adult Sms
Doctor after post mortem comes home & tells wife: "Aaj jiska post mortem kiya uska p e n i s 1 feet lamba tha" Wife: Hai raam, Ramlal margaya kya...!!
left b00bs - adult messages
Adult Sms
Q: Why do 90% gals have left b()()b bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed
kalejay ko lagta hai - Adult funny sms
Lady:mere husband ka bohot bara hai,andar dalta hai to kalejay ko lagta hai
Dr:chota kerdon kya?
Lady:nai nai,mera kaleja thora opper kerdo
ladki ka hath - Adult Messages
Ladke wale ladki ka hath kab mangtey hain?
Ans-
Jab ladke ka hath thak jata hai
yaad main
HAAAAIIIIII
HUM UNKI YAADON ME ITNA ROYE
KE RO KAR BOTAL BHAR DI
AUR
WOH SAALI ITNI BEWAFAA NIKLI KE
BOTAL LEKE
SANDAS CHALI GAI
Read more...
HUM UNKI YAADON ME ITNA ROYE
KE RO KAR BOTAL BHAR DI
AUR
WOH SAALI ITNI BEWAFAA NIKLI KE
BOTAL LEKE
SANDAS CHALI GAI
sms layes collection , Adult Funny sms
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Larki apne tamam boy frends se sim conection k hisab Se
Jaz wala b/f:Hello darling
Larki:Or sunau
U.föne wala b/f:Kia tumhare dil me,me hun
Larki:tum hi to ho
Zong wala b/f:tumhe chand kahun phul kahun kya kahun
Larki:sub keh do
Telenor wala b/f:kya har larki bewafa hai
Larki:yahi he dhun sub ki...
Sardar ghar aya - Adult Sardar Sms
Sardar ghar aya to dekha k BV nangi leti hui hai,
Paseena nikal raha hai or saans phoola hua hai..
Sardar ne Puchha: kia hua?
B.v: dil ghabra raha hai, Jaldi se doctor ko bulao..
Sardar doctor ko bulane bhaga to bachay ne darwazay pr rok kr bataya k chachu bed k neeche nangay chhupay hue hen..
Sardar wapas aya,
Bed k neeche se Bhai ko nikala or ghusse se kaha: BEGHERAT
Teri Bhabi ko heart attack aya hai
Or tu nanga ho k bachon ko dara raha hai..
1 cow to the other - adult funny sms
1 cow to the other: Did you hear that there is Mad Cow disease going on.
2nd cow looks surprised:Holy cow,a talking cow!!!
1 sardar - adult sardar sms
1 sardar Kafi deir baad pind aaya
Pind di mitti
Soongh k bola
Hun te mitti di khushboo badl gai ae
Frnd: A mitti nai ae
Sukki tatti ae" :-D
girl in party to man adult sms
GirL In A Party To A Man:Excues Me Sir
Kia Ap Mere FACE Se 1 Cheez Hata Sakte Hein?
Man Khush Hote Hue
Han Han Bolo Kia?
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GirL:Kuttay Apni Nazr Hata.
Husban Eid Sms
@>Husband:
Mujhe aj ofic me apne seenay k safaid bal dikhane pr old age pension mili.
=Wife:
Pant ki zip khol k wo b dekha dete to maazuri allowance B mil jata.
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