Love is a gamble..
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
chalti bus
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Chalti bus may jagha na milnay par 1 bachi ko baba je nay goud may bitha lia.
Kuch dair baad larki khari hoi aur gussay say boli
Baba ji Ya isko bitha lo ya mujhe.
6 larkiyoun
Swimming Pool main 6 larkiyon ne jump mari, Aur pool ka sara pani Ghaib.
Kyon?
Kyon k Ab "ALWAYS ULTRA" pehle se bhi ziyada jazb karta hai.
sabse himmat wala
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Dunia Me Sabse Himmat Wala Kon?
Ans: DHOBI
Kisi k Bhi Ghar Ja ke Keh Sakta Hai
Sahab, Madam Ko Bolo
Kapde Nikal K Rakhen
Main Abhi A kar Leta Hon.
pati say talaq
Lady 2 Wakeel: Mujhe mre pati se talaaq chahiye.
Wakeel: Magar woh to kabaddi ka Champion hai.
Lady: yehi to problem hai Kamina sirf hath laga kar bhag jata hai.
ghareeb
Ek Ameer ne Ghareeb se pucha SEX mehnat hai ya maza?
Ghareeb bola sahab ji Zaroor Maza he hoga,
Warna agar Mehnat hoti to aap log ye bhi humse he kerwaty.
english sentence
English teacher says: make a sentence using Neither-Nor?
Naughty boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither they are comfortable nor we.
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